Forget the Times of London lame ranking of the best universities in the world. Limited to hopeless irrelevancy with pointless yardsticks like research, funding and scholastic achievement, it is worse than useless. Playboy briefly amused us with their quaint but strangely dated list of the top party schools. Ooooh, those students are so crazy! Do they drink beer in college? Who knew that? Fortunately, GQ Magazine has made a huge contribution to culture by publishing the definitive review of America’s 25 Douchiest Colleges. Finally, students have a useful way to evaluate potential college choices. And, it should go without saying that any school in the top ten for douchieness will find their admission requests triple in the coming months.